I had the best borsch I have ever tasted tonight.
If you ask what borsch is, I will copy Anan and tell you to “Wikipedia it”. If you ask Mom what borsch is, she will skin you.
And if you like borsch, I might consider never speaking to you again.
And all you young men out there, if your wife ever serves borsch, eat it, and smile. Remember cultural experiences can't be bad for you.
And if I am not seen again on the face of this earth, you'll know that someone who loves borsch read this post.