Just because Snap posted on Physics and Anan posted on food. Therefore, I must be fully justified in posting on...
PI! Or Pie! Or Fi!
So here's the problem. I've got this friend and I can't stand up to it. I like it. It likes me. It makes me happy when I've got it but not happy after it's gone. I know I spend way too much time with it, but I can't seem to walk away and refuse it's call. I give in...just this once...I'll quit tomorrow. But tomorrow it is there, wearing the same sweet perfume, adorned with the same light brown jacket over smooth colorful shirt. And I furtively tiptoe over and snatch it up. It is my enemy-friend. To take a literary quote out of context I might suggest that, "it is precious to me though I buy it with great pain." Fi for shame!
Who is this friend?
Pie. Cream pie, Apple pie, Blueberry pie, Peach pie, Cherry pie, Chocolate pie.
Pie has a friend who often tags with it and from whose grasp I have an equally hard time escaping. It is called Ice Cream.
I wish the normal staple foods in the cafeteria were always as tasty as the deserts.
Pie and Icecream may not seem as significant as Isildur's bane, but they can kill just as surely, though more slowly. Even fair Exercise coupled with Salad cannot always restrain these two. Have any of ye noble persons any noble advice on this noble subject?
But that is surely ridiculous, is it not? I wonder what crazed college student wrote that?